I saw the Metallica documentary over the weekend. I’ve been led to four conclusions:

1) James Hetfield is a whiny girl who’s always in a foul mood and feels like nothing he does is good enough.
2) Jason Newsted is an ass for quitting the band and then trying to weasel his way back in after finding out they were playing gigs again.
3) Lars Ulrich is just an annoying prick.
4) They’re all clowns for paying a “group therapist” 40 grand a month to help them kiss and make up.